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Lyrics to the Song "Alternative Facts!"

written by Tim Holmes, Montana Logging & Ballet Company
Performed by Rusty Harper and Bob FitzGerald, Mansfield Metcalf 2017 

If bad news bothers you all the time
don't stop to think and you'll feel just fine!
Because they allow us to relax,
We prefer the alternative facts! 

We are the champions of more guns in schools
To combat the bears and the militant fools.
When everyone’s armed, whether teacher or waif,
Our kids will be
alternative safe!

More fences, more tanks, and a 30-foot wall
Cameras in every bedroom and hall
This is the price of security
So we can all be
alternative free!

The Russians paid hackers, but for a good cause
To honor the man who’s above all the laws,
He’ll be the best president there’s ever been,
So they gave him a gift:
alternative win.

Our leader will make us once again great,
By playing on fears and encouraging hate,
Mean-spirited deeds which we thought were the worst
Will now make our country
alternative first!     

If bad news bothers you all the time
don't stop to think and you'll feel just fine!
Because they allow us to relax,
We prefer the alternative facts!

Since truth and compassion are now out of reach
Here’s alternative action:
Let us impeach!

For lyrics: montanademocrats.org or  Montana Logging and Ballet Co on Facebook

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